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Sad Reality: Syfy Continues to Move Further Away From Sci-Fi

Sad Reality: Syfy Continues to Move Further Away From Sci-Fi

by Tim Surette TV.com Staff Writer 03/23/11 02:48 PM
Sad Reality: Syfy Continues to Move Further Away From Sci-Fi
Take your space chicken, marinate it in alien BBQ sauce, put it in the robo-oven for 30 minutes, and serve over monster rice! And that's how you make science-fiction food!

 

You guys love to sound off about your hatred for Syfy's push into reality programming, so get your rage ready: The network, once a haven for quality science-fiction shows such as Battlestar Galactica, yesterday announced that it has 13 more reality projects in the works. Compare that to the four scripted programs in its pipeline, and it's obvious that Syfy isn't changing its controversial course at all.

In SyFy's defense, the shift toward more reality programming makes business sense. Reality shows are cheap to make, they're fairly interchangeable, and the risk involved in developing them is far less great than that of their scripted counterparts. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

But unless we're going to get a cut of the profits, what good does Syfy's keen business sense do for us? What should scare people more is the type of reality programming Syfy is considering. Marcel's Quantum Kitchen debuted last night, and for the life of me I could not figure out why that show is on Syfy at all. Aside from the fact that there's a whole host of things wrong with the show, it doesn't really have a science-fiction element at all. And, unfortunately, it looks like Marcel'swill soon have company in the non-sci-fi department. What follows are the shows of SyFy's just-announced reality slate; let's take a look and grade their sci-fi relevance on a scale of 1 to 10.

 

Haunted Collector

 

Ghostologist John Zaffis travels the world hunting for haunted objects, such as paintings and jewelry. (premiering in June)
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 6. Ghosts certainly qualify as part of the genre. But the premise seems more suited for The History Channel.

 

Legend Quest

 

Symbologist Ashley Cowie travels the world looking for relics that have mystical significance. (premiering in July) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 3. Another one for History Channel, right?

 

Paranormal Witness

 

Docudrama re-telling stories from people who witnessed paranormal experiences first-hand. (premiering in September) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 7. But do we really need more ghost shows?

 

Culture Shock with Tommy Lee

 

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee travels the world to uncover rituals and other mysteries of secret societies. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 2. What's sci-fi about this other than Tommy Lee being an alien?

 

Monster Man

 

Monster-maker Cleve Hall makes creatures for Hollywood studios. This show follows his business and his strange family. (in development.) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 9. If Face Off works for Syfy, so does this.

 

Stunts Unlimited

 

This series goes behind the scenes of Stunts Unlimited, a company of stuntmen who do dangerous things for films. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 0. Unless they're jumping out of spaceships, how is this even remotely related to science fiction?

 

Hi-Tech Hoaxes

 

Think Punk'd with supernatural-themed pranks on unsuspecting folks. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 5. But boy is this a stretch!

 

Dinner with Deepak

 

Spiritual author Dr. Deepak Chopra has conversations about politics, the supernatural, and spiritual matters with other intellectuals over dinner. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 3. There's some potential to be enlightening. And lots of potential to be utterly boring.

 

Tyler Shields

 

A docudrama following photographer Tyler Shields as he creates unusual photos of celebs and models. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 0. A big fat zero.

 

Overthunk

 

Each week, two teams of four talented creators build contraptions designed to accomplish a specific task. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 0. If the "contraptions" were robots, maybe.

 

Change the Day You Die

 

Straight from the press release: "An inspiring new reality series that uses state-of-the-art science to dramatically transport its participants into the future to face their own self-inflicted demise. Each of the seemingly healthy, unsuspecting candidates—nominated by friends, family and loved ones—will go on a 10-week transformational journey where they must master a series of mental and physical challenges designed to reverse their bad habits and add back valuable lost years to their lives. Through medical-condition simulators, life-enhancing technology, unique graphics, and special effects, each participant will experience firsthand the grim reality of their potential future so that they have the opportunity to change their ways before it's too late." (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: n/a. What is this even about?

 

Imagination Nation

 

Gadget freaks Hammacher Schlemmer go on the road to talk to inventors about new products for their mail-order catalog business. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 1. If you've perused a Hammacher Schlemmer catalog, you know there are some sci-fi-ish gizmos in there. But there are even more products to help you find your golf ball.

 

America's Smartest Kids

 

A reality competition where kids vie for the title of (wait for it) America's Smartest Kid. (in development) 
Sci-Fi Meter Says: 0. Unless these kids have psychic powers or can start fires with their minds, we fail to see how this is sci-fi related.



As far as scripted programming goes, things look a lot better. Syfy has one scripted show debuting this summer, and three more in development. There also seems to be a stress on adding comedies to its lineup, as all three in the works are laughers.

Tim Surette at TV.com at Sat Mar 26 18:29:10 +0000 2011

Finally! Fringe Gets Renewed for Season 4

Finally! Fringe Gets Renewed for Season 4

by Tim Surette TV.com Staff Writer 03/25/11 10:16 AM
Finally!  Fringe  Gets Renewed for Season 4
That's a beautiful headline!

 

Fox ended the torture for Fringe fans today, renewing the sci-fi series for a fourth season after much uncertainty blanketed the bubble show. And it's not for some odd number like 13 episodes, Fox wants a full 22 episodes next season. Phew, now we can all finish off Season 3 with our nerves intact.

The renewal comes just as the Fringe crew heads into production on the season finale, giving showrunners Jeff Pinkner and J.H. Wyman the freedom to tell the story the want to tell and not try and create some finale the could double as a series finale.

The majority of talk since Fringe was moved to Fridays surrounded its ratings, which have dwindled enough to raise questions about its future. Fox points out that the show has been averaging a 2.2 rating among adults since its move, but that likely includes DVR viewing. Last week's episode registered a preliminary 1.3 rating among adults—it's a number that doesn't exactly scream "renew me!"

So how did Fringe manage to get a renewal from Fox? I don't know, but I don't care. I'm just happy that it happened. But if you feel the need to conspire, TVBytheNumbers.com points out that star Anna Torv is the niece of Fox owner Rupert Murdoch. Personally, I think Fox really does love the show and wants to see its story told.

Now can you finally forget about what Fox did with Firefly?

Tim Surette at TV.com at Sat Mar 26 18:23:14 +0000 2011

HBO Expands Its Empire

HBO Expands Its Empire

... Just one epic episode into Boardwalk Empire's first season, HBO has decided to renew the new series. Yes! This is hardly a surprise, as Boardwalk drew 4.8 million viewers (7 million with encore presentations factored in), the most for an HBO series premiere since 2004's Deadwood (which had The Sopranos as a lead-in). Translation: HBO has another hit. [Deadline Hollywood]

... HBO's main competitor Showtime also did some bookkeeping, granting a seventh season to Weeds and a second season to The Big C. Both drew in more than 6 million viewers for their premieres "across various platforms." That number includes online viewings; The Big C was offered for free on some web sites. Always question stats, kids. [Multichannel]

... Some of you watch House for its mysterious diseases, some of you watch it for cantankerous Dr. House's one-liners, and some of you watch it for that hot piece of tail Olivia Wilde. Which means some of you probably won't be watching Housethat much this season, as Olivia Wilde is taking a "leave of absence" from the show and won't return anytime soon. Wilde currently has a hot movie career taking off, and will be gone from House until "well into this season," according to creator David Shore. At least you wild-for-Wilde guys can get your fill when Tron 2.0 comes out. [EW]

... Seriously, Glee, just stop it. Stop it with all this ridiculous casting. Please.Gwyneth Paltrow is currently in talks to get on the singing-and-dancing hit for a multi-episode arc. She'd play a substitute teacher that catches the eye of Mr. Schuester. [E! Online]

... Steve Carell is leaving The Office, could Mindy Kaling be next? Kaling, who plays Kelly Kapoor on the NBC comedy, also serves as one of the show's main writers and has an offer in place for her own sitcom. If you ask me, the writing is on the wall: She'll be history. [NY Mag]

... Andre Royo, better known as Bubbles from The Wire (the best crackhead ever, sorry Chris Rock from New Jack City and Dave Chappelle's Tyrone Biggums) will come back for more Fringe. Royo plays a cab driver in this week's season premiere but will now return for another appearance later on in the season. Big ups, Bubs! [EW]

... Lost stars Terry O'Quinn and Michael Emerson have been toying with the idea of a combined return to television for a while now, and at first their idea of playing two retired hitmen sounded like a pretty good joke. But things appear to be getting serious, as J.J. Abrams is now helping the duo out with their new show. Odd Jobs would see the pair playing former black-ops agents, with a touch of humor. Sign me up! [NY Mag]

Tim Surette at Tue Sep 21 21:14:23 +0000 2010

Why The Event Is Annoying and Not the Next Lost

Why  The Event  Is Annoying and Not the Next  Lost

 

 

This review is not “the event.” I mean, probably.

But who knows, really? Certainly not the stars of NBC’s The Event. I’m hoping the creators and writers have some idea, but I’m not holding my breath. The first episode—which I’ve now viewed three times—was clunky, overstuffed, and needlessly confusing. I’m going to keep watching just in case the show doesbecome the next Lost, as it so desperately wants to be. But let's not forget that it could also be the next FlashForward, an overwrought journey that never paid off.

For now, let me give you an analogy. Puzzles are fun—who doesn’t like putting them together? (If you don’t, just pretend you do and work with me here.) You get all the pieces, you sort through them, and you slowly create a picture that makes sense. It’s tedious and often frustrating, but you’re satisfied in the end. At its best,Lost was a puzzle. But what if the puzzle has been done for you already? And then, instead of just giving you the full picture, the same jerk who did the work for you shakes the hell out of it and asks you to pick up the pieces? Are you annoyed yet? That’s The Event.

I’m OK with confusion. I’m OK with shows that take time to make their point. ButThe Event was difficult for the sake of being difficult. Part of the thrill of shows like this is in unraveling the mystery along with the characters. In The Event, everyone seems to know more than we do. While they work to make sense of the strange happenings going on around them, the show confounds us with an endless stream of flashbacks. There’s enough wackiness here that The Event could work with a more straightforward format—there’s no reason that it would diminish the potential for twists, turns, and “holy crap” moments. As it stands, the show is, frankly, a pain in the ass.

"But flashbacks were essential to Lost," you say. And I agree. Now think about those flashbacks compared to the ones on The Event, and you’ll see the root of the problem. For the most part, Lost moved forward—yes, sometimes at a snail’s pace—and the flashbacks fleshed out the characters we were following. Occasionally they provided key information, but more often than not, they were used to underscore the emotional resonance of a character’s storyline, to give further insight into their arc. In The Event, the flashbacks are an “eff you” to the audience; indeed, the first episode repeatedly cut away from the action, jumping around frenetically to avoid offering any sort of conclusion.

You can’t make a show “the next Lost” just by proclaiming it to be “the next Lost.” You also can’t create event television simply by calling your series The Event. I admire the ambition of this show, but I’m not convinced it’s going to achieve the greatness it aspires to. Yes, the cast is charming and full of familiar faces, which is usually enough for me to set up my Season Pass. And yes, the show's mysteries, however vague, have piqued my interest. But the execution of the series premiere was weak. No matter how loudly the hype machine shouts, The Event, so far at least, is a victim of poor storytelling and obvious audience manipulation.

Of course, we can still speculate on what “the event” is. I’m sure we will in weeks to come, and I welcome the water-cooler discussion. Let’s just hope it’s something worth talking about.

Louis Peitzman at Tue Sep 21 21:09:38 +0000 2010

Box Office: 'Toy Story 3' to $109 million and beyond!

toy-story-3-pixar.jpg"Toy Story 3" is looking like another Pixar hit, as estimates have its opening weekend box office earnings at $109 million, easily good for first place. It also keeps the string of Pixar opening weekend No. 1s intact at 11 in a row.

"The Karate Kid" remake with Jaden Smith is in a distant second at $29 million. "The A-Team" is the only other movie to break into double-digit millions with $13.8. Rounding out the top 5 movies are "Get Him to the Greek" with $6.1 million and "Shrek Forever After" with $5.5 million.

Interestingly, "Jonah Hex" was in the Top 5 after Friday night but fell all the way to eighth after Saturday, being passed by "Greek", "Prince of Persia" and "The Killers." "Persia's" $5.3 million was good for sixth place and "The Killers" $5.1 million was good for seventh. "Hex" just trailed "Killers" at $5.08 million for eighth place.

The complete top 12 looks like this, with weekend totals followed by overall totals:

"Toy Story 3"                 $109 M, $109 M
"The Karate Kid"            $29 M, $106.3 M
"The A-Team"                $13.8 M, $49.8 M
"Get Him to the Greek"  $6.1M, $47.9 M
"Shrek Forever After"     $5.5 M, $222.9 M
"Prince of Persia"          $5.3 M, $80.5 M
"The Killers"                  $5.1 M, $39.4 M
"Jonah Hex"                  $5.08 M, $5.08 M
"Iron Man 2"                  $2.7 M, $304 M
"Marmaduke"                $2.7 M, $27.9 M
"Sex and the City 2"      $2.4 M, $90.2 M
"Robin Hood"                $1.3 M, $102 M

Andrea Reiher at Sun Jun 20 23:08:44 +0000 2010

Darth Vader's Diagnosis

Darth Vader's Diagnosis

by Mike Krumboltz · June 9, 2010
Photo: 20th Century Fox

His enemies and underlings are painfully aware that Darth Vader is highly irritable and prone to bursts of anger. But until now, we don't think anybody knew that the Dark Lord of the Sith may have suffered from borderline personality disorder.

According to a popular blog over at CNN, French researchers have concluded that Mr. Vader (aka Anakin Skywalker) has, at various times, exhibited six of the nine criteria for borderline personality disorder. To be diagnosed with BPD, you need only showcase five of the behaviors.

Just what are these traits? Well, there are the unstable moods that Vader suffers. One minute he's happy because he sliced Obi-Wan Kenobi in half. The next, he's all huffy that his subordinates let the Millennium Falcon escape. And when Vader ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

There are also his unstable relationships to consider. Over the course of the "Star Wars" movies, Vader has tried to kill his son, Luke Skywalker, multiple times. However, he also saved Luke's life from his boss, the impossible-to-please Emperor Palpatine. The researchers write that Palpatine had a "dark and destabilizing influence" on Vader and likely contributed to his borderline personality.

And the issues don't stop there. Vader blew up his daughter's planet, and froze his future son-in-law, Han Solo, in carbonite. And Vader's mother? Oy vey, don't even get him started with the abandonment issues.

A related piece from LiveScience explains that the Darth Vader example may help teach students of psychology. A well-known fictional character is easy for people to understand and diagnose. And Vader is nothing if not well-known. He's perpetually in the public eye. Heck, the guy even endorses shoes.

Could anything have saved this troubled half-man, half-machine? Researchers feel that "psychotherapy would have helped" Vader and may have stopped him from turning to the dark side. "Using the dark side of the Force could be considered similar to drug use: It feels really good when you use it, it alters your consciousness and you know you shouldn't do it," says Eric Bui, a psychiatrist at Toulouse University Hospital in France.

Of course, all this is rather ridiculous, as The Los Angeles Times points out. Borderline personality disorder is a very serious problem for many people, mostly young women. Still, we suppose that Darth's diagnosis raises awareness of the condition. About time Vader did some good.

Mike Krumboltz at Fri Jun 11 23:15:15 +0000 2010

The Last Great 'Lost' Debate: Falling sideways

lost-desmond-hurley.jpgGreat disussion about the final show of "Lostposted on Zap2it/Jeridoo. I thought it's great to pass it on. 

As we enter the final week of new content here on the "Lost" blog, I wanted to touch base once again with my Zap2it colleague, Rick Porter. He's been kind enough to offer his thoughts on the series throughout the course of Season 6, and I'd be remiss if I didn't check in with him one last time. He's been busy with a million different things here on the site, but he was generous to share some thoughts about the finale, the sideways world, and the series as a whole.
 
Ryan McGee: OK, Rick, we're a week out from the "Lost" finale, and clearly, the debate around the sideways world's true nature hasn't died yet. In fact, I'm pretty sure that most future discussions about the show will HAVE to include some mention of this reveal as part of their overall analysis of "Lost" as a whole. I've spent the better part of the week trying to flesh out my interpretation of what I saw, but before getting into our debate about how the sideways-world-as-psychic-holding-ground will ultimately define the show, I was hoping to hear your perspective as you watched on Sunday night.
 
Rick Porter: I've said in these debates, in other writing I've done about the show, to friends and to the wall that my primary hope for the end of the series was that it be true to its characters, and I think the finale hit that mark extremely well. So I left the show largely satisfied -- if a little confused by the final images of the Oceanic 815 wreckage over the credits (which, we've since learned, was a bad call on ABC's part and not anything intentional by Cuse and Lindelof). I share the general concerns about plot holes vis-à-vis the sideways world, but so far they haven't overtaken (or really come close to overtaking) my appreciation for the emotional weight of what we watched.
 
But yeah -- it feels like it's important to hash out those gaps. My semi-formed notion about the purpose of the sideways world for the characters is that, however it came into being, it was a way to get everyone to see how much they meant to one another. Whether it did that for us in the audience is, naturally, up for discussion, but that's where I am at the moment.
 
RM: As I soak in the finale more and more, I find myself thinking more about those still in that spiritual weigh station far more than those that sat in the church at the end. After all, the sideways world didn't end with that white light for those outside the church. To me, that speaks volumes about two central tenets of the show: atonement and community.
 
Let's start with atonement: having Ben outside the church gave us two achingly lovely moments, one with Locke and one with Hurley. The first one gave something to Ben that he desperately needed: forgiveness. It wasn't enough to make him feel ready to move on, but it was a step in the right direction. The everyday struggles that these characters subconsciously put themselves through were related to the amount of guilt and unfounded desires with which they died. For instance, Sayid decided to punish himself, taking everyone's "you're a killer" opinion to heart even into the afterlife. For his part, Ben took care of his ailing father in the sideways world, itself a type of penance that made up for his guilt over his father's murder in Dharmaville that simultaneously ensured a lack of happiness in his own sideways existence. But even doing that wasn't enough to make up for the genocide that was The Purge, never mind a host of other atrocities committed during his time as Island Leader Pretend.
 
Now, to the second part: community. So much of what we know about Ben Linus stems from his consummate position as outsider, even while ensconced within large social groups. Not to bring up The Episode That Should Not Be Named, but I have to think that the message on Jack's tattoo ("He walks among us, but he is not one of us") equally applies to Ben as well. What does he want, above all else? A family. But he raises a daughter that's not his own while surrounded by people who fear, rather than love, him. His father figure, Jacob, won't speak to him. And he's willing to side with The Man in Black because, "He's the only one that will have me." So for Hurley to give Ben a seat at the table during his Island reign is important, and clearly heals a lot of Ben's wounds. But not all of them.
 
All this leads to something I think intrinsic to the sideways world: You cannot leave it alone. Maybe you don't need the love of your life, but you need the love of another to fully let go. What does Ben do now? Eloise? What do these brokenhearted, yet fully awake, people do after the Lostaways have gone?
 
RP: You make an excellent point. One of the big questions about the final scenes was, "Why wasn't [Michael/Walt/Ana Lucia/insert character name here] in the church?" But the more I've thought about the sideways world, the more I've come to believe that it wasn't just Jack's life passing before his eyes. Because A) that part of the story was told from multiple points of view, and B) and more important, I don't think it's that narrow a construct. Ben's sitting outside the church means he's not ready to go yet, and so maybe he'll go back to being Dr. Linus, continuing to take care of his dad and keeping tabs on his prized student Alex, maybe even continuing a relationship with Danielle. Maybe that's his way out.
 
I think that interpretation of Sidewaysland also explains why Eloise Hawking was so desperate to keep the others (if not the Others) from waking up. She's not ready to face up to what she did to her son -- not just the fact that she shot him on the Island, but for the way that she raised him and the things she did to him as an adult. So of course she would want to hold onto this idealized existence, one where Daniel's (more or less) happy and well-adjusted and she can push her guilt down. If she can't get past that, she may never move on, but if she can -- which is to say, she'll have to forgive herself before seeking the love of any others -- then maybe she can move on. Or maybe not. I haven't really thought of that place as a type of purgatory, but for some of these characters, that may be just what it is.
 
The other thing that's been occupying my mind since the finale was Desmond's reaction to NOT getting to the sideways world after he unplugged the Cave of Light. That, for me, was one of the more intriguing twists in the finale as it suggested that the Desmond in the Island world, like us in the audience, didn't quite know what to make of the sideways world. I don't think that detracts any from his "specialness"; rather, my feeling is that Island Desmond saw it as a place where nothing would interfere with his relationship with Penny, whereas the Island represented nothing but interference. He needed that community -- Hurley and Ben, in this case -- to help him "move on" in his own life, and his presence in the church indicated that he got there eventually.
 
I could probably, in fact, go all fanfic on how Des got off the Island and got back to Penny and little Charlie, but I won't (at least not here). But it's nice to think that once those who survived did get home, that they were better for their time on the Island, isn't it?
 
RM: See, I LOVED that Sideways Des and Island Des were actually trying to accomplish two very different things. It's almost as if Island Des was suddenly in "Flash Forward," only it was a version of "Flash Forward" that wasn't terrible and didn't make me want to beat my head against a wall. He had a vision, but didn't have the full picture. If anything, it made him less of a narrative shortcut and more of a human being for me, and I'm perfectly fine with that. We've talked in the past about the "Des ex machina," effect, and in some ways, having Island Des actually have the wrong idea played off audience expectations in a nice way.
 
My take on Eloise: something woke her up, but she's so scared of what lies beyond her current status that she's happy to maintain a fragile, false existence in the sideways world rather than risk losing him again. I love the idea of Daniel forgiving her at some point, but that's something that can linger in my mind as opposed to ever be answered in a future article, book, panel, or DVD extra.
 
In fact, I'm ready to do something that the characters in the show did in the final episode: let go. Maybe more "answers" will come in some ancillary form, but for me, "Lost" consists of the sum total of episodes aired on ABC between 2004-2010. It's over, and while it's nice to think about interpretations at this point as opposed to theories, interpretations are intensely personal. We've watched "Lost" together, but in some ways, we can only determine what the show means (as a whole) alone. Any final thoughts on the show as a whole before we end this final debate?
 
RP: So what you're saying is "Watch together, think alone"? I think I can get behind that, actually. One of the things that made "Lost" special outside of its creative heights was the community of devoted fans it created. That's not unique in the Internet age, but over six years I got a ton of enjoyment out of talking about the show with you and other Losties -- and the ideas and thoughtful responses the show provoked in others added to my own enjoyment of it
 
I'm pretty well ready to let go too -- and exceedingly glad that "Lost" got to end on its own terms. (Let's give a note of thanks for that to, yes, "Stranger in a Strange Land," which Lindelof and Cuse have said provided ABC with motivation to accept the end-date idea.) This is a show that goes into my personal pantheon, and I'm walking away with a lot of good memories of it.
 
RM: And I'll be walking away with a lot of good memories of these debates over the course of the final season. On behalf of the readers, namaste, Rick!
 
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Ryan McGee and Guido Baechler at Mon May 31 23:29:00 +0000 2010

'Lost': 'The End' of the show finally arrives in the series finale

'Lost': 'The End' of the show finally arrives in the series finale

By Ryan McGee

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May 24, 2010 12:37 AM ET

lost-finale-jack.jpgSo here's the deal: this will not be a complete recap of the series finale of "Lost." To try to make complete and coherent sense of what just dropped our way would be 1) impossible, and 2) be a disgrace to what just happened. Because what just happened isn't something you instantly react to, but rather mull over during the course of a few days, weeks, months, or years. After all, that was the final episode. We have all the time in the world to think about its implications until we "move on."

And yes, I use the phrase "move on" specifically due to the use of the phrase by Christian Shephard in the sideways universe, which we know now to be real only in the emotional sense of the world. All throughout the season, the producers of the show have assured us that what happens over there had stakes and meanings, and this is still completely true in the most basic of senses. Neither the pro-epilogue camp nor the pro-Island timeline had it exactly right, even though both camps had valid perspectives to bring to the table and pieces of the puzzle in hand. What "Lost" brought instead was a third perspective, one that nobody really saw and one that I bet made a core section of its audience completely and utterly insane with anger.

Looking at the finale from a perspective of mythology isn't the best way to go about it. (I started to jot down "So who put the stone in the devil cave in the first place?" before slapping myself silly.) Looking at the finale from a perspective of plot probably isn't the best ay, either. (Waaaaay too much time spent on getting Ajira 316 up and running again, especially considering the sideways resolution. And there are enough holes in the overall plot as a whole to dig a few dozen wells down towards the light inside all of us.) But looking at it from an emotional perspective, I thought the finale was a masterpiece. 

In a sense, "The End" was a love letter from the show to itself and, hopefully, to the audience as well. But it didn't pay off donkey wheels and Dharma Initiatives but the core characters of the show themselves. The sideways universe did offer a second chance, but not in the way that those that saw the sideways world as a chance to live their lives free from the Island. Instead, it offered each character a tremendous grace note, one felt both by the characters but also the audience at home. When these people "flashed" to their Island lives, they didn't flash to epic moments in Island history: they flashed to empty jars of peanut butter and freshly picked flowers and all the small moments that make up a relationship.

If the show had to get one of three aforementioned elements right (character, mythology, plot), then it absolutely focused on the right one. As of this moment, writing in the immediate aftermath of what I just saw, I could care less about what happened to Kate and Company once they left the Island. The point of the show seems to be that what you do is less important than the meaning behind what you do. And moreover, if you live those lives in the correct manner, then the specifics are null and void. In the end, you arrive at the same destination. (In Richard's case, you arrive there with newly graying hair, and the chance to actually buy the eyeliner you've long been accused of using.)

Now, let's talk about that sideways destination itself. If put on the spot, here's what Ithink we're supposed to take away from it: As Island Protector, Hurley envisioned a way to give a gift back to those with whom he shared his time on the Island. Mother had her style, Jacob had his style, and Jack had his extremely interim style. But placing Hurley in ultimate charge of the Island? Brilliant, and not just because I predicted this last Fall and am happy I got at least SOMETHING right. 

He's the absolute perfect person to take the Island from what it was (something to be protected) into what it should be (something to be shared). In a show full of selfish people, Hurley is the epitome of unselfishness. Go back to the pilot episode: he's distributing food on the first night (including a double dose for Claire, eating for two at the time). In "Everybody Hates Hugo," he once again institutes a massive redistribution of foodstuffs. In both the Island timeline and sideways one, he uses wealth as a means to help others, giving away his cash rather than hang onto it. So having him established as the final Protector of the Island that we see (though, I imagine, not the final one by any means) worked for me.
 
What I imagine did not work for a LOT of you is the fact that we've spent one-half of the final season of the show watching events that would have been solved in "LA X" had Haley Joel Osment been on the flight. It's a feeling that I have sensed coming for a while: the sideways world was doing such a damn good job of providing emotionally resonant moments that it eventually turned into an overwhelming attractive option for both the characters and the viewers. In fact, it turns out that the major players had absolutely no problem moving on once they made their emotional connections/breakthroughs, and instead willingly moved onto whatever lies on the other side of that white light.

As such, I look at the sideways world now as something created by Hurley (with Ben's help, and maybe the leftover mental residue of each Lostaway past and present) as a stopping ground for all major players in the "Lost" universe to meet at once, irrespective of when or how they died. As Christian says, there is no "now" over there. Time is just a relative construct created by people who are used to seeing events progress in a linear manner. What does Hurley ever want? For his friends to be happy! So what does he do? Well, he doesn't build a golf course, he builds a space for them to somehow connect after shuffling off their mortal coil and all end up getting the moments of happiness that eluded them, making connections that had been previously missed, and getting forgiveness once thought impossible. They don't have to be alive to have these things matter once achieved in the sideways universe, which is why I was behind the ultimate explanation 100%.

In the end, electromagnetism had nothing to do with the sideways world. There was no Faustian bargain between Eloise Hawking and The Man in Black. I've spent the second half of the season (ever since "Happily Ever After") arguing that theory, and I'm delighted to be wrong. Why? It's easier to buy "Hurley's gift" as a reason as opposed to trying to throw Schroedinger's cat as a reason for the sideways world. And that "gift" yielded scene after scene in the sideways world that reminded us all why we care so much about this show: its characters. I'm sure everyone had their particular favorites: for now, I'm putting Sawyer/Juliet in the pole position with Charlie/Claire as a surprising second. I'll take scenes like this over lengthy exposition of the true nature of the glowing cave any day.

It's obviously easy to say, "Well, the characters are happy, so we should be happy." But clearly it's not that simple. After all, these characters are fictional, constructs of the writing staff, whom I am sure went into hiding knowing that there would not only be questions but flaming torches/pitchforks aimed their way once this episode dropped. If we didn't care about these characters, then there wouldn't be such anger. Either you read interviews and now feel deceived, or you're generally displeased that our characters are all dead. I'm not going to tut-tut you from that perspective, since it's your perspective and you're totally welcome to it. 

To me, anything in the sideways world ended up being something of a bonus, both a meta-level and a narrative level. The show didn't do the one thing I prayed it wouldn't: negate the sacrifices and deaths on the Island timeline for some sort of reboot/do over in the sideways timeline. So, we got to see really interesting combinations and remixes of existing characters in unusual settings, with those settings driven by a combination of subconscious psychological desires and latent psychological holdups. (Kate sees herself as the innocent victim, rather than an actual killer, but is still on the run. Sawyer fashions himself a do-gooder, but is still unable to shake the memory of his parents. Jack invents a domestic life he never had, inserting a new body in his life in the form of a son to replace the father he could never find.)

On a character level, the sideways world allowed these characters the chance to let go in ways that they were unable to do in their actual lives. To fault the show for creating such a space when we have so often lamented the unfairness or abruptness of their deaths seems a bit hypocritical to me. For example, let's take Sun/Jin. Many howled when they died, unable to believe two seasons apart boiled down to one episode; many others noted that it didn't move them, due to the couple being alive in the sideways world. Turns out, the sideways world gave them another chance to "be together," as the latter group suspected, but also honoring the sacrifice that tore up the former. I'd love to call this win/win, but I'm not sure I'd get many takers on this.

Let's take another example: John Locke. Here's a man that died a potentially pitiful death in "The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham," only to have his life honored and vindicated in the finale. Without inspiring Jack, the good doctor doesn't return to the Island, and never becomes Protector, and never stops The Man in Black, and never passes off the torch to Hurley who in turn creates a special world in which Locke not only gets to have the relationship with Jack they never had on the Island, but also gets to forgive his murderer. I could give a flying fig about the other people on the outrigger if I get payoffs such as this instead. 

And, as many of us suspected, the show closed on a familiar image, in a familiar place. Some might find fault with the heart of the Island being so near the place where the show started, but if The Island has taught us anything, it's that looking and seeing are two different things. Charlie couldn't "see" his guitar until he chose to give up his drugs. The cave is no different: Jack couldn't see it until he was ready to see it. That's the work he had to do all along. By bookending the series around a man opening up his eyes to the unknown and closing them as a man who learned what it meant to truly live, "Lost" encapsulated its' primary thematic concern: what it means to live and learn through other people. They lived together, and none of them died alone. Not in the end. Perfect.

I've tried to thematically address the biggest issues/ideas of tonight's episode. I realize I am short on specifics, but I also realize that there's probably a huge need on your part to talk about this episode as quickly as possible. So I'm going to end things here, but know that this is just the beginning. Over at Zap2it's Guide to Lost, we're going to spend all week looking back at this episode, and by extension, the series itself. Next week, we'll be continuing our look back at this ambitious, epic, emotional, imperfect, messy, glorious, unique show. I look forward to hearing your comments below, and I look forward to continuing the discussion with you further over on the blog throughout the week.

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50 Most Shocking TV Moments

50 Most Shocking TV Moments



Deaths, season finale cliffhangers, scorned housewives, more deaths, reality show twists, lovesick celebrities, still more deaths, provocative kisses and mind blowing series finales ... we've got 'em all in our list of the 50 most shocking moments in TV history. 

From Oprah's wagon of weight loss and Sue Hawk's snakes-and-rats speech to a certain couch-jumping action star and the granddaddy of all cliffhangers, take a trip down primetime memory lane and prepare to say, "Whoa!" all over again.

Cigarette Smoking Man on The X Files50. The Sin of the Father
'The X-Files' -- 'One Son' (Feb. 14, 1999)
More shocks regarding Jeffrey Spender (Chris Owens) were to come -- that he had survived and that his father had subjected him to disfiguring experiments, for example -- but none were more jaw-dropping than when his Cigarette Smoking Man papa (William B. Davis) shot him in season 6, after finding out Jeffrey knew what CSM had done to the ex-Mrs. CSM.

49. A Woman Scorned
'Desperate Housewives' -- 'Bang' (Nov. 5, 2006)
While Carolyn Bigsby (guest star Laurie Metcalf) was seeking revenge on her adulterous, grocery store manager hubby, she ended up taking the entire supermarket hostage. Completely unhinged, Carolyn snapped when she heard Lynette's (Felicity Huffman) rival Nora (Kiersten Warren) had tried to steal Lynette's hubby, Tom, and she killed Nora. But the drama wasn't over, nor the hostages released, until Carolyn shot Lynette and was killed herself when a quick-thinking hostage grabbed her gun and turned it on her.

Oprah Winfrey fat wagon48. Look at the Wagon She's Draggin'
'The Oprah Winfrey Show' -- 'Diet Dreams Come True' (Nov. 5, 1988)
The Big O had starved herself for months, ingesting nothing but liquid protein shakes, to fit into a pair of size 10 Calvin Klein jeans. But sporting the skin-tight jeans wasn't enough proof of her weight-loss success: She came out on stage, wheeling a wagon packed with 67 pounds of globby fat, representing the amount of globby goo she'd dropped from her frame. Despite the display's impact, Oprah later called it a huge mistake. "Two hours after that show, I started eating to celebrate," she said. "Of course, within two days those jeans no longer fit!"

47. Punch Drunk Hate
'Jersey Shore' -- 'Fade to Black' (Dec. 17, 2009)
As preview clips had teased, there were going to be throwdowns on the 'Jersey Shore,' and some of them were going to involve the female cast members. But seeing the short-statured, tall-haired Snooki getting socked in the face by a burly dude in a bar? That was shocking. And so disturbing that, even though MTV had been airing the clip of the punch since the show's Dec. 3, 2009 premiere, the network declined to air it again during the episode that dealt with the situation, and followed the episode with a PSA about violence against women. 

46. Sipowicz, You Crack Us Up
'NYPD Blue' -- 'The Final Adjustment' (Nov. 22, 1994)
Amy Brenneman's butt? Okay. Sharon Lawrence? Check. Even David Caruso's ... alright. But no one was prepared for the dumpy derriere of one Det. Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) when it was bared for all to see as Sipowicz prepared to take a steamy shower with his girlfriend Sylvia (Lawrence). At least two full on shots of the nekkid Sipowicz not only shocked viewers, but also provided plenty of fodder for Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien and, later, 'Family Guy.'

24: Edgar Death45. "Chloe ... Edgar ..."
'24' -- 'Day 5: 6:00 p.m. – 7:00 p.m.' (March 6, 2006)
David Palmer and Michelle Dessler had already died earlier in the season, but neither of those deaths were sadder than the shocking ending met by lovable CTU geek Edgar Stiles (Louis Lombardi), who was off checking on a fellow employee and just missed making it into the safe room after the office was exposed to the deadly Sentox gas. He said pal Chloe's name as he fell to the ground, leaving Jack Bauer, Chloe and Audrey Raines to helplessly watch him die.

44. Snow Job
'St. Elsewhere' -- 'The Last One' (May 25, 1988)
You can't talk about great series finales without mentioning 'St. Elsewhere,' the NBC medical drama that featured stars like Denzel Washington, Mark Harmon and Howie Mandel, and tackled provocative story lines like AIDS, rape and sex in the morgue. The show's series ender, though, topped all that, as viewers were left with the impression that six seasons of hospital activity were really just the imagination of Dr. Westphall's (Ed Flanders) autistic son, Tommy (Chad Allen), who, in the last scene, is fascinated by a snow globe with a replica of the series' hospital inside.

43. The Family That Drinks Together ...
'Rescue Me' -- 'Drink' (Sept. 1, 2009)
The show's returning for another season, so we're guessing Denis Leary's Tommy Gavin will make it, but it was still a good season-ending cliffhanger, and a shocker of one at that, when Uncle Teddy (Lenny Clarke) shot Tommy at the bar, and held everyone hostage so they had to let Tommy bleed out. Why? Teddy's wife was killed in a car accident after Tommy had cajoled the whole family (most of them alcoholics) into drinking. 

Survivor: Sue Hawk speech42. Snakes and Rats
'Survivor' -- 'Season Finale' (Aug. 23, 2000)
Sue Hawk didn't win the first season of 'Survivor,' but, while casting her jury vote for who should take home the $1 million prize, she made what remains the most memorable, and one of the most shocking, speeches in reality TV history. Explaining why she was voting for sneaky Richard Hatch, instead of her former friend and ally Kelly Wiglesworth, Hawk said, "This island is full of, pretty much, only two things: snakes and rats. And in the end of Mother Nature, we have Richard the Snake, who knowingly went after prey, and Kelly, who turned into the rat that ran around like rats do on this island ... I believe we owe it to the island spirits we have come to know to let it end in the way that Mother Nature intended: For the snake to eat the rat."

41. Madonna Kissed Two Girls ... And They Liked it
'2003 MTV Music Video Awards' (Aug. 28, 2003)
Missy Elliott won video of the year honors, 50 Cent was named best new artist in a video and Justin Timberlake's Britney Spears-mocking 'Cry Me a River' won multiple VMAs. But what you most likely remember from the 2003 VMAs: That opening number smooch between Madonna and Britney ... and Madonna and Christina Aguilera.

40. Mama of Anarchy
'Sons of Anarchy' -- 'Albification' (Sept. 8, 2009)
We knew nothing good was going to come of "white separatists" Ethan Zobelle (Adam Arkin) and A.J. Weston (Henry Rollins) coming to town, especially as far as SAMCRO was concerned. But the season 2 premiere ended with one of the most brutal, stunning moments in the show's history, as Weston and two of his cronies (and with the help of Zobelle's daughter) kidnapped, beat and raped SAMCRO mama Gemma (the Emmy-deserving Katey Sagal), who still defiantly ignored their demand that she warn SAMCRO from selling guns. 

39. Every Rose Has Its Thorn
'The Bachelor' -- 'After the Final Rose: Part One' (March 2, 2009)
In 'The Bachelor' 13th season finale, single dad Jason Mesnick asked Texas sales rep Melissa Rycroft to marry him, and she accepted his ring. But less than an hour later, in the post-finale 'After the Final Rose' special (which, in real world time, was two months after the show was filmed), Mesnick dropped the bombshell that his feelings had changed. Well, his feelings for Rycroft, anyway. He no longer wanted to be with her. But the runner-up, Molly Malaney, the one he'd sent packing? He wanted to start things up with her again, and she was game. And though many who'd been charmed by Mesnick now thought of him as a cad, less than one year later, he and Malaney were married and the ceremony aired on ABC as 'The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding' in March 2010.

38. Watch That Last Step ...
'L.A. Law' -- 'Good to the Last Drop' (March 21, 1991)
Rosalind Shays (Diana Muldaur) was certainly not the most well-liked attorney, and she had already been part of a big surprise for viewers when she and enemy Leland McKenzie were revealed to be secret lovers. But no one, most unfortunately, Rosalind herself, could have seen this one coming: She and McKenzie were standing in front of an elevator, chatting and waiting for the elevator doors to open. The bells rang, signaling its arrival, and Rosalind turned and immediately stepped through the doors ... and down an empty elevator shaft, where only her screams signaled that she was on her way to her deadly fate. One of primetime's more twisted deaths, made more so by that (admittedly clever) episode title.

37. The Slap
'The Real World: Seattle' -- 'Irene Calls It Quits' (Sept. 22, 1998)
More than a decade before Snooki's reality world abuse, MTV fans were shocked by the infamous 'Real World' slap, in which Irene, who was leaving the 'RW' house and the show, told her roommate Stephen that she thought he was gay. Offended, Stephen tossed her favorite stuffed animal into the water, then ran down the car she was in, opened the door and slapped her. He nearly got kicked off the show (his roomies voted that he could stay if he attended anger therapy sessions), Irene continued her departure and, flash forward a decade to the 'Real World Awards Bash' in 2008, where Stephen revealed that he's happily engaged ... to a man. 

36. The Voice GERD Around the World
'Saturday Night Live' -- 'Jude Law/Ashlee Simpson' (Oct. 23, 2004)
Busted! The only one more shocked than the studio audience and at-home viewers when Ashlee Simpson was caught using a vocal track during her performance on 'SNL'? Simpson herself, who jumped around the stage awkwardly for a few minutes, then exited, stage right even. The singer at first blamed her band for playing the wrong song, then later claimed she'd used a guide track because of her acid reflux. 

35. Boob Tube, Indeed
'The Price Is Right' -- (Sept. 14, 1977)
The lesson that should have been noted by all future contestants of 'The Price Is Right': Maybe a tube top isn't the right attire for this show. It sure wasn't for Yolanda Bowsley, who began her run to Contestant's Row after announcer Johnny Olson called her name. Unfortunately, just as she "came on down," so did her tube top, exposing her chest and prompting editors to cover them on screen with a big blue bar. Host Bob Barker's response: "I know you truly love me, but you don't really love me this much, do you?"

34. Strange Bedfellows? 
'Thirtysomething' -- 'Strangers' (Nov. 7, 1989)
There were calls of protest to ABC (and a $1.5 million loss of pulled ad dollars), as well as letters of support, for what, despite being a relatively low-key scene that lasted less than two minutes, was also a pivotal one: When artist Russell (David Marshall Grant) and new boyfriend Peter (Peter Frechette) were shown chatting in the afterglow of sex, it was the first time a gay couple had been seen in bed together in primetime. Future tie-in: Grant once again works with 'thirtysomething' star Ken Olin, as both are producers (and Grant a writer) on ABC's 'Brothers & Sisters,' which also prominently features gay characters.

33. Death Notice
'M*A*S*H' -- 'Abyssinia, Henry' (March 18, 1975)
It was no secret that McLean Stevenson was leaving the show, so, though his 4077 colleagues would miss him, they were also happy that Stevenson's Col. Henry Blake had gotten his discharge and was headed home from the war. A going away party and hugs and well wishes sent Blake on his way, but at the end of the episode, Radar (Gary Burghoff) delivered heartbreaking news to the staff in the operating room: "I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel ... Henry Blake's plane ... was shot down ... over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors." 
Col Blake on MASHBackstory: Producers wanted to capture genuine shock at the news, so the actors were given the script pages that contained Blake's death right before the ending was filmed. And the plot worked: Viewers were so surprised and outraged by the death that they wrote letters to the network, and Stevenson, who was unhappy with his character's demise, made a cameo on an episode of 'The Carol Burnett Show,' where his Col. Blake was floating on a raft, screaming "I'm OK! I'm OK!" The death also sparked a shift in the show's tone, from straight situation comedy to a frequently more serious dramedy.

32. The S-Word Happens
'South Park' -- 'It Hits the Fan' (June 20, 2001)
In a hilarious episode that mocked everything from curse words and the FCC's confusing standards on indecency to 'NYPD Blue' and network censorship, 'South Park' creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker had Cartman and company utter the word "sh*t" more than 160 times, which we know because the counter in the corner of the screen kept track throughout the episode. Most surprising fact: Stone and Parker say Comedy Central didn't agree to air the episode uncensored when they planned on saying the s-word a handful of times. It was only when they went for the hundreds of utterances that the network agreed it was obvious parody and gave the thumbs up to let, well, sh*t unfold unexpurgated.

31. With a Friend Like This ...
'The Wire' -- 'Middle Ground' (Dec. 12, 2004)
Drug business partners (and childhood friends) Avon Barksdale (Wood Harris) and Stringer Bell (Idris Elba) betray each other in this episode, and it seems pretty clear that only one of them will survive the actions they've taken against each other in the end. Bell is the less bloodthirsty of the two, with his economics classes and desire to turn his business interests legitimate, while Barksdale's main commitment is towards keeping himself in power as Baltimore's top drug man. In this shocking instance, Barksdale wins, turning Brother Mouzone (Michael Potts) and Omar (Michael K. Williams) against Stringer, who they shoot and kill inside the condo development Stringer saw as the beginning of his future as a real estate mogul.


I Love Lucy pregnancy30. Lucy Is Preg ... Uh, With Child
'I Love Lucy' -- 'Lucy Is Enceinte' (Dec. 8, 1952)
It's difficult to imagine now, but in 'I Love Lucy's' day, TV shows weren't even allowed to use the word "pregnant" on air (hence the French word for pregnant being used in the episode title). But Lucille Ball was indeed enceinte in real life (with son Desi Jr.) and on the show, as Lucy, with son Ricky, marking only the second time a TV character had been pregnant on air (the first was Mary Kay Stearns on the 'I Love Lucy'-ish 'Mary Kay and Johnny'). And Lucy's big reveal to TV hubby Ricky (real-life hubby Desi Arnaz): She requested that Ricky sing 'We're Having a Baby' at the club.

29. Valentine's Day Massacre
'ER' -- 'Be Still My Heart' (Feb. 10, 2000)
Med student Lucy Knight (Kellie Martin) had had her share of problems fitting in at the ER since joining the show in season 5, but, after clashes with Romano, Hathaway and pal Carter (Noah Wyle), finally seemed to be more comfortable by season 6. So, of course, that's when she ran into schizophrenic patient Paul Sobriki (David Krumholtz), whom while in a delusional state, sneaks up behind Lucy -- on Valentine's Day -- and uses a knife meant to cut a Valentine cake to stab Lucy in the chest, neck and abdomen. Sobriki would also attack Carter before he was done, but it was Lucy who died from her wounds, in the next episode, 'All in the Family.'

Kanye and Taylor Swift VMAs28. You've Just Been Kanye-d!
'2009 MTV Video Music Awards' (Sept. 13, 2009)
Who wasn't happy that Taylor Swift became the first country artist to win the VMA for Best Female Video? Rapper Kanye West, who jumped on stage, interrupted Swift's acceptance speech, took her microphone and expressed his displeasure that Beyoncé's 'Single Ladies' video didn't win the Moonman. "Yo Tay, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time." Swift, who was scheduled to perform live just moments later, looked stunned, the crowd booed West and Beyoncé, who won Video of the Year honors later in the show, invited Swift on stage to finish her speech. West, meanwhile, went on 'The Jay Leno Show' to apologize, was called a "jackass" by President Obama and gave us a permanent entry in the pop culture slang dictionary: to get "Kanye-d" is to get interrupted.

27. Two for the Death of One
'Lost' -- 'Two for the Road' (May 3, 2006)
There had already been shocking deaths on 'Lost' -- Boone, Shannon, the poor Oceanic 815 pilot -- but this episode raised the bar, with not just one, but two major characters biting the dust, and at the hand (or more specifically, hand with a gun in it) of another major character. Michael (Harold Perrineau) was being blackmailed by The Others: If he freed Henry Gale (Michael Emerson), they'd release his kidnapped son Walt (Malcolm David Kelley). Michael's plot to spring Henry involved shooting Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez). But just as he pulled the trigger, Libby (Cynthia Watros) walked in, and Michael had to shoot her to cover up shooting Ana Lucia (which in itself was to cover up his release of Henry). 



26. A Fowl Ending
'M*A*S*H' -- 'Goodbye, Farewell and Amen' (Feb. 28, 1983)
The 'M*A*S*H' series finale remains the most-watched non-sports event in TV history, and, at 2.5 hours long, it was an event-packed episode. But the most shocking, and heartbreaking, moment came when 4077 doc Hawkeye (Alan Alda) remembered what had led to his earlier nervous breakdown. Hawkeye was riding on a bus full of people when gun-toting enemies were rumored to be in the area, and he initially remembered yelling at a woman to keep a chicken quiet so the enemy would not discover them, prompting the woman to kill the chicken. But when a sobbing Hawkeye finally remembered what had actually happened, the source of his breakdown was clear: The woman had been carrying a baby, and, fearing its crying would lead the enemy to find and kill everyone on the bus, she smothered her child.


25. Out of the Closet
'Ellen' -- 'The Puppy Episode' (April 30, 1997)
Viewers knew it was happening, and stars like Oprah Winfrey, Billy Bob Thornton, Laura Dern, k.d. lang, Melissa Etheridge, Demi Moore and Dwight Yoakam lined up for guest gigs, but the way that Ellen Morgan (Ellen DeGeneres) came out as a lesbian still managed to be surprising and hilarious. After meeting and clicking with Susan (Dern), Ellen recognized the truth about her sexuality and went to the airport to tell her new friend. But as she was saying the words "I'm gay," Ellen realized she was talking into the intercom system, and that she was telling the entire airport about her news. The episode, which had drawn protests from anti-gay groups, also drew more than 40 million viewers and coincided with DeGenres' real-life coming out in Time magazine.


24. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

'Twin Peaks' -- 'Arbitrary Law' (Dec. 1, 1990)
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) spent a season and a half (and ingested a lot of damn fine coffee and pie) trying to find out who had killed Twin Peaks homecoming queen Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee), and after all that time, the revelation of the big baddie came with shock after shock: It was her dad, Leland Palmer (Ray Wise)! Who'd molested her throughout her teens! Because he was possessed by the demonic BOB! Who had probably molested him when he was a child! Leland also killed Laura's lookalike cousin! And after Cooper arrested Leland, BOB forced Leland to kill himself!

23. Roe v. Wade v. Maude
'Maude' -- 'Maude's Dilemma, Part 2' (Nov. 21, 1972)
The 'All in the Family' spin-off never shied away from controversial topics, tackling mental health, drugs and menopause during its six-season run, but 'Maude's' most memorable and polarizing moment came in the show's premiere season, when 47-year-old Maude (Bea Arthur) found out she was pregnant. Unhappy with the idea of becoming a new parent at her age and fearful of the risks, Maude, with the support of her hubby Walter (Bill Macy), decided to have an abortion, two months before Roe v. Wade made abortion legal nationwide (it was legal in New York, where Maude lived, already).

22. A Family Affair
'The Shield' -- 'Family Meeting' (Nov. 25, 2008)
Plotting bad cop Vic (Michael Chiklis) was always confident that he'd continue to weasel his way out of trouble, but his fellow Strike Team member (and dirty cop) Shane (Walton Goggins) believed he was out of options in the show's series finale. His wife was likely headed to jail, he was on Vic's hit list and likely to end up dead or in jail and there would be no one to raise Shane's son Jackson. Shane's desperation was palpable when he bought flowers and a toy for his wife and son and then returned home, where he spoke to a neighbor. The neighbor called the police, who arrived at Shane's house just as he was putting a gun to his head. With their former co-worker dead by his own hand, Claudette (CCH Pounder) and Dutch (Jay Karnes) were still in for another shocker when they looked in the bedroom, where Shane's wife, Mara, and Jackson were also dead, presumably also killed by Shane.

21. A Kiss Is Not Just a Kiss
'Star Trek' -- 'Plato's Stepchildren' (Nov. 22, 1968)
This is another of those shocking moments that seems like no big deal today, but when TV's first interracial kiss on a scripted program happened in 1968, network executives were concerned that it would spark a very negative viewer reaction. The buss in question: It was between Capt. Kirk (William Shatner) and Lt. Uhura (Nichelle Nichols), and NBC and 'Trek' producers were so concerned about potential reaction to the kiss that it unfolded in the story as something the characters were being forced to do by Parmen, leader of the Plutonians, who was holding them hostage. In her 1994 autobiography 'Beyond Uhura,' Nichols says viewer mail response to the kiss was overwhelmingly positive, with girls writing in to ask her what it was like to kiss Shatner/Kirk and guys writing to Shatner to ask the same thing about her.

20. I Take Thee ... What's Your Name?
'Friends' -- 'The One With Ross's Wedding ' (May 7, 1998)
Everyone knew Ross (David Schwimmer) was still in love with Rachel (Jennifer Aniston). Chandler knew, Joey knew, Monica knew, Phoebe knew, Rachel knew and Ross himself probably knew. Okay, there was one person who didn't know, and that was Ross's new fiancée Emily (Helen Baxendale). The whole gang (minus the preggers Phoebe) had flown to London to see Ross take wife number two, but, with Rachel as a last-minute guest and a pre-ceremony conversation with her fresh in his mind, when it came time for Ross to say "I do" to Emily, what he actually said was, "I Ross, take thee ... Rachel." Oops. No surprise that Emily ended up being the second ex-Mrs. Geller.

19. Roseanne Calls a Do-Over
'Roseanne' -- 'Into That Good Night' (May 27, 1997)
Like several other series finales on our list, the 'Roseanne' wrap-up was a game changer. Roseanne Conner (Roseanne) had always talked about wanting to be a writer, and in the finale, we learn that she is. In fact, all the events that had unfolded throughout the show's nine seasons were the work of Roseanne's writing imagination. In reality (in the fictional show's "real" reality), as Roseanne reveals in a monologue, Becky was actually married to David and Darlene was married to his brother Mark, Roseanne's sister Jackie was a lesbian and Dan Conner (John Goodman) had died after suffering a heart attack. And, in a bit of news that erased what was the show's jump-the-shark storyline, the Conner family never won the lottery.

Sinead O'Connor Saturday Night Live18. Sinéad O'Connor Declares War
'Saturday Night Live' -- 'Tim Robbins/Sinéad O'Connor' (Oct. 3, 1992)
She was singing an a cappella cover of Bob Marley's 'War' when she set off a minor one between her and Catholics. While crooning the tune, Irish singer Sinéad O'Connor changed the lyric "racism" to "child abuse," as a protest against sexual abuse in the Catholic church. But it didn't end there; O'Connor then produced a photo of Pope John Paul II, which she proceeded to tear into pieces and toss at the camera after saying, "Fight the real enemy." 'SNL' producer Lorne Michaels and his staff had no idea what O'Connor planned to do, and in all rebroadcasts of the episode, video of the singer's rehearsal performance was swapped in. In fact, the original performance had not been aired in on TV until the April 23, 2010 episode of MSNBC's 'The Rachel Maddow Show,' which featured an interview with O'Connor.

17. A Bad Romance
'1994 MTV Music Video Awards' (Sept. 8, 1994)
It was no small feat to make this moment we all remember from the '94 VMAs ... Madonna popped up with surprise guest David Letterman, on whose show she had just made a profanity-laced appearance. But the newly-wed Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley managed to top that twosome, taking the VMA stage and being greeted by a standing ovation. "And just think, nobody thought this would last," Jackson said, before grabbing his wife and planting a giant kiss on her. Presley laughed and the pair left the stage, with her later, to no great surprise, admitting that her hubby's publicity team planned the stunt.

16. Mob Rules
'The Sopranos' -- 'Long Term Parking' (May 23, 2004)
Once she admitted to fiancee Christufuh (Michael Imperioli) that she'd been blackmailed by the FBI into giving them information on the Sopranos family mob activity, it was clear that life as she knew it wasn't going to continue for Adriana La Cerva (Drea de Matteo). She begged Christopher to run away with her, but he instead gave her up to mob boss Tony (James Gandolfini), who concocted a ruse about Christopher attempting suicide, which sent a guilty Adriana off in a car with mobster Silvio (Steven Van Zandt) to meet up with Christopher at the hospital. There was no hospital, of course. Silvio drove Adriana into the woods, and as she crawled across the ground begging for her life, he shot and killed her. 

15. Mommy, Dearest
'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' -- 'I Was Made to Love You' (Feb. 20, 2001)
It's not like Buffy Summers (Sarah Michelle Gellar) didn't have enough on her plate already, what with the vampire slaying and all. But the universe threw another major curve at her in this episode. Buffy's mom Joyce (Kristine Sutherland), divorced from Buffy's dad Hank, had finally gone on an enjoyable date, and returned home happy and making jokes about getting frisky with the fella. Which made her from-out-of-left field death all the more sad and heartbreaking, as Buffy later that evening found her mom, who had suffered a brain aneurysm, dead on the living room couch.

14. Narm
'Six Feet Under' -- 'Ecotone' (July 31, 2005)
With his second marriage pretty much done in by the fact that he'd just committed adultery with his stepsister, Nate Fisher (Peter Krause) was getting dressed after the fling when he felt numbness in his right arm. "My arm is numb ... numb arm ... numb arm ... narm," Nate slurred as he dropped to the floor. Later, at the hospital, the brain hemorrhage led to a brief coma, but Nate seemed to be on the road to recovery, visiting with his family and making plans to end his marriage. So it was another shock when, with his brother David (Michael C. Hall) sleeping at his bedside, Nate had a final dream and died, with David waking up to find him flatlining. 

13. Jumping the Couch
'The Oprah Winfrey Show' (May 23, 2005)
Tom Cruise couch on OprahTom Cruise was enthusiastically (and then some) telling pal Oprah Winfrey about his new girlfriend, Katie Holmes, in this episode, when he suddenly hopped up on The Big O's couch, and pumped his fists in the air. "You're gone ... you are gone," Oprah said of Cruise's giddy behavior, which included pounding his fist on the floor repeatedly, giggling when Holmes' name was mentioned and, finally, dragging the 'Dawson's Creek' star from backstage and onto the set. After effect: "jumping the couch" became the new catchphrase for people, especially celebs, who engaged in "strange or frenetic behavior."

12. Split Screen Sadness
'The View' (May 23, 2007)
It would end up being Rosie O'Donnell's final appearance as a 'View' co-host, and she would later say her decision to leave came down to the split screen the show's director had employed during her heated discussion with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Conservative Hasselbeck had taken issue with O'Donnell's comments about the war in Iraq, and O'Donnell had taken issue with the fact that Hasselbeck, she said, had not defended her right to express her opinions. O'Donnell called her co-worker "cowardly" and the loud discussion, which lasted for more than five minutes, ended only when the director finally went to a commercial break.

11. Like Father, Like Son?
'Dexter' -- 'The Getaway' (Dec. 13, 2009)
When you're a serial killer who murders other serial killers, there's a good chance you're going to make some enemies. Such was the case with Dexter Morgan (Michael C. Hall), who, in the show's fourth season, had aggressively gone after the wackadoo "Trinity" killer, Arthur (John Lithgow). Dexter got his man, killing Trinity in the season finale, but returned home to a shocking scene: His wife Rita (Julie Benz) had already been killed by Trinity, and Dexter's son Harrison was sitting on the floor in a pool of blood. The scene was reminiscent of how a young Dexter had been left sitting in blood after the murder of his mother, a situation that sparked his serial killer ways. 

Chris Daughtry on American Idol10. Rocker Shocker 
'American Idol' -- 'Elvis Presley Week' (May 10, 2006)
Had fans assumed he was safe? Did they think he'd gotten cocky? Or did they really just not enjoy his performances of 'Suspicious Minds' and 'A Little Less Conversation'? We'll never know exactly why Chris Daughtry was sent packing in 'American Idol's' fifth season, since the "rocker dad" was one of the season's favorites to win. His ouster was a shock to viewers, his fellow contestants, the 'AI' judges and Daughtry himself -- "I'm a little bit in shock," he told host Ryan Seacrest -- but the fourth-place finish certainly hasn't hurt his post-'Idol' career. Daughtry is third in 'Idol' alumni record sales (behind Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson), with his first two CDs each going platinum and selling more than 5 million copies.

9. Bob Newhart: Dreamweaver
'Newhart' -- 'The Last Newhart' (May 21, 1990)
In the series finale of comedian Bob Newhart's second hit sitcom, his Dick Loudon refused, unlike his kooky neighbors, to sell his Stratford Inn to a Japanese businessman who planned to turn the whole town into a golf resort. Dick and wife Joanna (Mary Frann) remained in town, running the Inn, and five years later, were visited by their now-wealthy, still-nutty former employees and friends. The reunion ends with Bob getting hit in the head with a golf ball, and the scene fades to black as he passes out. Next scene: A light is turned on ... by Dr. Bob Hartley, Newhart's character from his 1972-78 sitcom 'The Bob Newhart Show.' Bob Hartley, we see, is talking to his wife Emily (Suzanne Pleshette), and telling her that he just had a crazy dream about being an inn owner in Vermont! Yes, a la the dream season of 'Dallas,' the 'Newhart' series finale cleverly proposed that the entire series had been nothing more than a dream of Dr. Bob's.

8. Crash Into Me
'Alias' -- 'Before the Flood' (May 25, 2005)
The 'Alias' season 4 finale found long-suffering spies Sydney (Jennifer Garner) and Vaughn (Michael Vartan) finally on their way to a much-deserved vacation in Santa Barbara and a much-awaited elopement. Vaughn, heeding Sydney's spy mama's advice to always be honest with her daughter, was driving along when he decided to drop a couple of bombshells on Syd: First, his name was not really Michael Vaughn. Second, it was no accident that he had been assigned to be her CIA handler several years. Third ... actually, there was no third, because before Vaughn could even explain one and two, a car suddenly crashed into his driver's side door and the season came to a sudden, shocking, cliffhanger-y end.

Bobby shower scene on Dallas7. Dream a Little Dream
'Dallas' -- 'Blast From the Past' (May 16, 1986)
It has become the symbol for ridiculous TV plot developments (so much so that the aforementioned 'Newhart' series finale was a spoof-y homage): The events of the entire ninth season of 'Dallas' were nullified in the season finale when Pam, who had just married boyfriend Mark -- since ex-hubby Bobby (Patrick Duffy) had been murdered by her sister in the season 8 finale -- woke up the day after her wedding, went into the bathroom and opened the shower door, to find ... Bobby, who bid her a "Good morning!" Yep, he was alive! As we'd learn the next season, Bobby had never died -- season 9 was Pam's dream. 

Janet Jackson Super Bowl6. Boob Tube, The Sequel 
'Super Bowl XXXVIII Halftime Show' (Feb. 1, 2004)
The worst part of the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake/boob scandal from Super Bowl XXXVIII? How many times we had to hear the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" afterwards. According to Jackson, that was exactly what had happened when she and Timberlake were performing his 'Rock Your Body' during the live halftime show: He got to the line "I'm gonna have you naked by the end of this song," and pulled off part of her costume, which revealed, for half a second, her nipple shield-adorned right breast. As Jackson claimed, it was a "wardrobe malfunction," an accident, though others charged that Timberlake and Jackson had planned the event to, ahem, titillate audiences. The result: Lots of viewer complaints and an FCC fine against Viacom, parent company of Super Bowl broadcaster CBS, for a total of $550,000.

5. Flashforwards
'Lost' -- 'Through the Looking Glass' (May 23, 2007)
We were used to the flashbacks ... that's how a good deal of 'Lost' had unfolded throughout its first three seasons. And as the third-season finale played out, we once again were treated to glimpses of the island-dwellers' lives off the island. 

Jack (Matthew Fox) was at work as a surgeon, but was experiencing a miserable life: Drinking, addicted to drugs and planning to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge ... someone else from the island had died, and Jack was the only person who attended the funeral ... and, in the final scene, Jack met up with his island pal Kate (Evangeline Lilly). But it was this pivotal moment in which we were introduced to a new 'Lost' device, the flashforward. As Jack talks to Kate, he pleads with her to do something that, he feels, they're destined to do: return to the island. That's right: this Jack and Kate we're seeing are in the future, and they've escaped from the island. Mind-blowing enough on its own, but the fact that Jack was now saying they had to go back meant 'Lost' fans were in for a lot more mystery and adventure when the show returned for season 4.

4. Teri Bauer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
'24' -- 'Day 1: 11:00 p.m. – 12:00 a.m.' (May 21, 2002)
Teri Bauer (Leslie Hope) had been kidnapped, raped and suffered a bout of amnesia, all while pregnant with heroic hubby Jack's (Kiefer Sutherland) second child. As '24's' first season, and Teri Bauer's bad day, wound to a close, it seemed like the worst was behind the Bauer clan, who'd managed to stay alive and thwart some very bad dudes (and a really bad dudette) along the way. So it was to Jack's -- and the viewers' -- horror when he wandered into a CTU room and found his dead wife's body. The evil, traitorous Nina (Sarah Clarke) had killed her, and the death was just the show's first hint that almost any '24' character was considered to be expendable.

3. Kimberly Wigs Out
'Melrose Place' -- 'The Bitch Is Back' (April 27, 1994)
Relative to other shocking TV moments, this one might not seem all that shocking. But ask any 'Melrose' fan (we're talking the original 'Melrose Place' only, of course) about the most shocking scene in the show's history, the most memorable scene, and invariably they will say this one. When Kimberly (Marcia Cross), who was thought to have died after the accident in which a drunken Michael (Thomas Calabro) crashed his car, returned, seemingly unscathed, to her creep of a boyfriend, then crept out of bed one night and went into the bathroom, stood in front of the mirror and removed her wig (whut?!) and revealed a doozy of a scar across her head. Unscathed she wasn't, physically nor emotionally, as the Melrose dwellers would soon find out.

2. Don't Stop!
'The Sopranos' -- 'Made in America' (June 10, 2007)
It's only several years after the mob/family drama's controversial series finale that we've come to appreciate how smart it was; at the time, we wanted to throw a shoe at the screen just like everyone else. 

In the tense episodes leading up to the finale, Soprano family (and "family") head Tony (James Gandolfini) had been one of the few members of his crew to survive the gangster war that had claimed several of his enemies and several of his own cohorts. One of his capos had turned FBI informant, and as Tony, Carmela and A.J. sat down for onion rings in a Jersey diner, a strange man kept staring at Tony. With Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'' blaring from the tabletop jukebox, the man heads to the bathroom (near Tony's table), Meadow runs toward the diner, Tony looks up and, with Steve Perry singing "Don't stop!" the scene, the episode and the series does. Stop, that is, as the screen cuts abruptly to black. No footnotes, no postscripts ... we either make our own call about what happened to the Sopranos, or we wait for series creator David Chase to make good on those rumors of a big-screen 'Sopranos' movie.


1. The Shot Seen 'Round the World
'Dallas' -- 'A House Divided' (March 21, 1980)
It's not like he didn't have it coming. In fact, there were so many people who'd been wronged by ol' J.R. Ewing (Larry Hagman), that it was tough to narrow down the list of suspects who might want to do him harm. Still, J.R. always seemed to come out on top, so it was a shocker when someone crept into the Ewing Oil offices and pumped two shots into the wily oil baron, setting off what remains TV's all-time greatest cliffhanger with the "Who shot J.R.?" guessing game in the summer of 1980. PS -- In case you don't remember, it was J.R.'s sister-in-law, and lover, Kristin (Mary Crosby) whodunit.



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10 questions that 'Lost' needs to resolve in the series finale

10 questions that 'Lost' needs to resolve in the series finale

By Ryan McGee

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May 20, 2010 1:13 PM ET

michael-emerson-lost-0309-320.jpgWith the end of "Lost" just around the corner, fans are anxiously waiting to see how the show will end. Some are waiting with baited breath, and others are looking through their fingers at the approaching finale, simply (and aptly) titled "The End."

With only two and a half hours to go, there's simply no way for the show to answer every lingering mystery still up for discussion. I'm not entirely sure that's a bug as a much as a feature: after all, were every question answered in the final 150 minutes, we would 1) have nothing but a long, boring, series of expositional downloads coming our way this Sunday, and more importantly, 2) we'd have nothing to talk about once the final curtain closes. Some questions raised by the show are so metaphysical that no one program could ever claim to "answer" it, and some mysteries are in the eye of the beholder at home, not the writer in the studio. So, for the final time, let's push aside any expectation of the show answering everything this Sunday. Like John Locke, we should let go.

That said, rather than go on a rant about "mysteries that need to be answered," I think it's perfectly fair to try and analyze "questions that need resolution." I've long favored the word "resolution" over "answer," since as the woman that raised Jacob and The Man in Black would tell us, answers usually only lead to more questions. For instance: the hieroglyphics that have dotted the Island landscape, even creeping into the countdown timer in the Swan? Most likely simple decoration, meant to allude to as aspect of the Island's history rather than be something to be decoded and applied as a type of Rosetta stone to the show as a whole. Time Magazine's James Poniewozik recently called "Lost" a "TV show with footnotes," and I think the hieroglyphics are one such footnote. Yes, they are interesting, but are they really crucial to the show's ultimate meaning or simply extremely cool window dressing meant to suggest rather than explicitly illuminate?

So here are ten current questions in "Lost" that need to be resolved in the series finale.

1) What is the sideways world?

I mean, that's the biggie, right? It's only THE central question at the heart of Season 6, and perhaps the crucial question in the history of the show. Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse have constructed their climatic season around this complex, "Sliding Doors"-esque universe. They have insisted all along that the events in this world are real and have meaning. Throughout Season 6, we've seen people in this world "waking up" to remember their time on the Island. How are these two worlds connected, and how does that connection feed into the show's endgame?

2) Why is Eloise Hawking so darn insistent that Des stop waking people up in the sideways world?

We've seen the sideways version of our Lostaways slowly realizing that the world around them isn't quite what it seems. But Eloise Hawking seems to remember the Island timeline perfectly well in "Happily Ever After." Did she cut a deal with The Man in Black to create a new timeline in which Daniel Faraday lived? Is the sideways world explained by the guilt of a mother (Eloise) combined the rage of a son (The Man in Black)? Is she, not Jacob, the real reason Charles Widmore returned to the Island this season? All these subquestions lead to the next major one...

3) What is the implication of The Man in Black destroying the Island?

In "LA X," The Man in Black insisted that he wanted to go "home." "Home," we have learned, is an amorphous concept for him, defined not by what it is but rather by what it is NOT (namely, The Island). If he plans to use Charles Widmore's "failsafe" to destroy the energy at the heart of the Island, does that give a hint into the submerged version of the Island in the sideways world? All of this leads to the major question...

4) Is the destruction of the Island actually a BAD thing?

Many fans think that the sideways world shows what would happen if "The Island" didn't interfere with the lives of our Lostaways. On a macro level, it's hard to argue against that. But "Across the Sea" and "What They Died For" complicate (but do not negate) this view. If the energy at the heart of the Island lives inside of us, then the Island might be a geographical, moral testing ground. It's cruel but necessary for human evolution, tempting our basest nature while providing an opportunity to expand our capacity for good. All of which is a way of asking the following query...

5) Would these characters lives have been better having never gone to The Island?

In this week's episode, Jacob suggested a symbiotic relationship between The Island and those that find themselves upon its shores. Both, on a fundamental level, need each other. But it's also a hard place, a violent place, a place that Charlotte Staples Lewis once called "death" incarnate. It's a place in which Charlie Pace died trying to protect Claire and Aaron. It was a noble death, a sacrifice made out of love borne out of his experiences on the Island. But it's also one that might not actually have meant anything should The Man in Black succeed. Over in the sideways world, Charlie is back to being a junkie, but he's still alive, and in the same city as the girl of his literal dreams. Or is he? By which, I mean to ask...

6) Are these familiar faces in the sideways world the same people, or something different entirely?

How the show answers this question will directly inform how the final 2.5 hours play out. Let's look at both scenarios, using the players in the previous paragraph. Option A) Charlie and Claire can meet in Los Angeles, fall in love, raise Aaron, and get the chance to be a happy trio in a way that they didn't get on The Island. Option B) Charlie's flash to his times on the Island showed him just how unreal his life in the sideways world is, and even if he stumbled across Claire in a Sideways Starbucks, he would merely stumble upon someone that looked a lot like the girl in his vision but on a fundamental level is not the same person AT ALL. They were meant to be a trio, but only for a short time, and only that short time. Let's carry this over and broadly apply it by asking the following...

7) In what form(s) will sacrifice occur in the finale?

What's maddening about the two universes in "Lost" this season is also its greatest strength: it's still very difficult to decide as an audience member which one you want to "win," for lack of a better term. It's hard (although not impossible) to imagine the show ending with both timelines continuing into the narrative sunset. Depending on your perspective, both sides offer compelling views on what it means it live a life. But no matter to which viewpoint you subscribe, there will be things that must be given up for that universe to continue. Neither the Island timeline nor sideways timeline will be immune from this. On the Island, we're looking at the literal destruction of what may lie at the heart of humanity. In Los Angeles, Desmond is gathering people to the mother of all cosmic concerts. Speaking of music...

8) Does Mama Cass explain everything about "Lost"?

When talking about all-time great "Lost" sequences, it's hard to omit the opening sequence of Season 2. It's a bravura segment set deep inside the Swan Station, with little to orientate the audience and a little song called "Make Your Own Kind of Music" scoring the whole endeavor. In a subtle yet tangible way, the concert in the sideways world is the most explicit expression of Mama Cass' metaphor. Coupling Mama Cass' song with the revelations in "What They Died For" paints a scenario in which fate and free will are not opposites but simply perspectives. If a simple line of chalk doesn't discount Kate's candidacy, what does that say about the rules (and "The Rules") under which our characters have arbitrarily been living under for their entire lives?

9) Will Bai Ling appear in the finale?

Just making sure you're paying attention.

9) Why can't we find Christian Shephard in either timeline?

What started in "White Rabbit" has kept going, Energizer Bunny-esque, into the finale. Christian's absence has formed a palpable presence in Jack's life in both timelines. An astute commenter recently wondered if Jack's ascension to the rank of Island Protector now means The Man in Black can start shapeshifting again, and, if so, could take the form of Christian in order to confront his new nemesis. It's a pretty powerful thought, but even if that doesn't play out, look for Christian's involvement in the lives of the show's major players to finally pay off this Sunday. And, finally...

10) Are we seeing the start of a new Age of the Island or the start of something else entirely?

In "Across the Sea," we saw protectorship of the Island pass down from Mother to Jacob, in a ceremony that predated them both by possibly tens of thousands of years and countless other iterations. In "What They Died For," Jacob and Jack performed the latest version the ceremony, with the former officially passing the torch off to the latter. Have the passengers of Oceanic 815 been brought to The Island merely to push the cycle into its next iteration, or to create an entirely new scenario altogether. In "The Incident," Jacob told The Man in Black, "It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress." Given the title of the finale ("The End"), and given Desmond's wildcard status in these proceedings, how exactly will "Lost" sound its final notes about the War of the Island? Will things remain status quo with new faces replacing the old ones, or will "the end" give way to the next phase of humanity itself?

Those are our ten burning questions that need resolution in the series finale. What's burning in your mind? Leave your thoughts and predictions below!

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Ryan McGee at Sat May 22 18:53:48 +0000 2010

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